For Me

Peace, Love, Bobby Sherman! ~Ms. Bon

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charismaticmercenary:

Old Director had a farm,

A.I., A.I., oh.

And on that farm he had Alpha,

A.I., A.I., oh.

With a “Shut up," here and a "Fuck you,” there.

Here a “Shut,” there an “up.”

Everywhere a “Fuck you.”

Old Director had a farm,

A.I., A.I., oh.

(via letters-to-somebody)

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egberts:

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BUDDY *SLAMS HAND ON TABLE DRAMATICALLY* *slams hand on table AGAIN* *slams BOTH hands on table twice* *claps* *slams hands on table again* *claps* you’re a boy make a big noise playin in the street gonna be a big man some day you got mud on your face you big disgrace kickin your can all over the place SINGING we will we will rock you

(via kingofender)

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I went

to public school.

omfg

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i lost it after attempt 510 omfg

JESUS CHRIST I CANT BREATHE

SWISS FUCKING CHEESE GOD DAMMIT

MOTHERFUCKING TRIPLE SPIKES

NEVER NOT REBLOG

I CANT EVEN PLAY IT RIGHT SIDE UP

HIGH EDUCATION.

(Source: kidxforever, via teamrtist)

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ficcyshit:

papanorth:


And have babies with green eyes…

(companion piece to)

Hey papanorth, can we talk about this for a second? Because you drew an au where the twins survived and adopted a human version of Theta so now I was thinking, like, why not pull out all the stops?
Like all the Freelancers live and adopt or have or care for the AI who are all little kids? And, like, that little cutie in York’s arms is Delta, and in her tummy are Eta and Iota who are identical to the colors of their hair, because one has darker, sandier, (redder?) hair while the other is silvery-blond, and Delta’s hair is pretty grey-blonde.
And then North and South both take care of Theta, Maine has Sigma, who’s maybe his little brother or something, but is also in that rebellious teenage stage and hates Maine because he has to work a lot to make sure Sigma has everything he needs. (Maybe their parents were killed in a house fire while Maine was in the service, and Sigma was burned but survived, and Maine was honorably discharged to care for his little bro?)
And, like, maybe Allison and Church are still together or whatever, and have Epsilon who has an eidetic memory and adores the literal hell out of his dad, and adopt Omega who has a lot of problems and rage issues and will really only open up to Tex. And Wash meets Tucker after Junior happens.
Wyoming is some hotshot business dude (probably some kind of mob boss, lets be real) who occasionally pops in with his son Gamma because he was in the same platoon with Allison and Maine and North or something so he’s like the weird cousin of the group.
Tbh, I’m kinda sitting here debating the merits of Wash having Epsilon and maybe Caboose being Church and Allison’s unofficial second kid, kind of like how Gavin is to the Ramseys. But I digress.

ficcyshit:

papanorth:

And have babies with green eyes…

(companion piece to)

Hey papanorth, can we talk about this for a second? Because you drew an au where the twins survived and adopted a human version of Theta so now I was thinking, like, why not pull out all the stops?

Like all the Freelancers live and adopt or have or care for the AI who are all little kids? And, like, that little cutie in York’s arms is Delta, and in her tummy are Eta and Iota who are identical to the colors of their hair, because one has darker, sandier, (redder?) hair while the other is silvery-blond, and Delta’s hair is pretty grey-blonde.

And then North and South both take care of Theta, Maine has Sigma, who’s maybe his little brother or something, but is also in that rebellious teenage stage and hates Maine because he has to work a lot to make sure Sigma has everything he needs. (Maybe their parents were killed in a house fire while Maine was in the service, and Sigma was burned but survived, and Maine was honorably discharged to care for his little bro?)

And, like, maybe Allison and Church are still together or whatever, and have Epsilon who has an eidetic memory and adores the literal hell out of his dad, and adopt Omega who has a lot of problems and rage issues and will really only open up to Tex. And Wash meets Tucker after Junior happens.

Wyoming is some hotshot business dude (probably some kind of mob boss, lets be real) who occasionally pops in with his son Gamma because he was in the same platoon with Allison and Maine and North or something so he’s like the weird cousin of the group.

Tbh, I’m kinda sitting here debating the merits of Wash having Epsilon and maybe Caboose being Church and Allison’s unofficial second kid, kind of like how Gavin is to the Ramseys. But I digress.

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theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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GUYS! GUYS! I found the perfect link!!! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wox8jK32JA) The music fits the gif and the dude in the video is hilarious as well as fucking awesome!

(Source: meidosuji, via arialenelove)

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